Monday, November 06, 2006

Y'know how in a lot of movies, when someone dies and goes to heaven, the clothes they were wearing when they died are the same clothes they're wearing in heaven?
I just hope that if that's how it really is, then when I die, I don't have a cucumber up my ass and am wearing tassled pasties. Because then I'd have to spend eternity like that. And everyone in heaven would know what I was doing when I died and snicker. That's what people in heaven do – they snicker. But it's all moot – like I'd ever want to stick a cucumber up my ass and wear tassled pasties!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Only fat people drive PT Cruisers.
I've never seen a thin person driving one.
And the PT Cruiser looks like something a Batman villain would use as a getaway car.

I hate the PT Cruiser.