Wednesday, January 18, 2006


What's Up With Harry Hamlin? Or Torbin, The Ridiculous, Clog-Wearing, Danish Hippie?




HARRY HAMLIN PROJECT LIST

HARRY HAMLIN AND THE HOT POTATO PIE

HARRY HAMLIN BATTLES HERR HERPES

HARRY HAMLIN AND TONY THE BALONEY PONY GET THEIR DRINK ON

BEAR HUG DAVE AND HARRY HAMLIN BUY COUNTRYFRESHCORN.COM

THE BEST HARRY HAMLIN IMPERSONATER SELLS POON BY THE ABANDONED BARN

FOUR FILTHY HIPPIES AND HARRY HAMLIN VS. TORBIN THE OBTUSE DANISH HIPPIE AND HIS MIGHTY WOODEN CLOGS. THE PRIZE: THE ETERNAL FLAME OF BLUE TOE BABALOO

BEAR HUG DAVE CRUSHES THE PURPLE HEART OF HARRY HAMLIN

HARRY HAMLIN’S ORTHOPEDIC SHOES BREAK HARRY HAMLIN’S SNORE-PROOF CHIN-STRAP.

TORBIN, THE CLOG-WEARING, DANISH HIPPIE:

TORBIN, THE DANISH HIPPIE, GETS A TOE SPLINTER FROM
HIS RIDICULOUS WOODEN SHOES.

THEN,
TORBIN, THE DANISH HIPPIE, SAVES HIS URINE FOR FUTURE
GENERATIONS
AND,
TORBIN, THE RIDICULOUS WOODEN SHOE WEARING HIPPIE,
"ACCIDENTALLY" SWALLOWS A PONY'S PUBE
AND,
TORBIN, THE DANISH HIPPIE, STARS IN "TETRIS, THE MUSICAL"
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TORBIN, THE CRETINOUS, WOODEN-SHOE WEARING, DANISH HIPPIE, PONDERS GETTING A JOB AS A SOFT-SERVE STOOL SALESMAN IN COPENHAGEN.
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TORBIN, THE OBTUSE, CLOG-SHOD COCKSUCKER, GOES ON AN ORGIASTIC BINGE OF BACK-HAIR SANDWICH EATING.
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TORBIN, THE CLOGGIST, ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKS OUT A MUGGER ATTACKING AN OLD BAG WHEN HIS RIDICULOUS CLOG FLIES OFF WHILST FLEEING. EMBOLDENED, HE DECIDES TO BECOME A STREET VIGILANTE. FIRST NIGHT OUT, THIS WITLESS WOODEN-SHOE SHOD FUCKWIT INTERVENES IN THREE SEPARATE ACTS OF CRIMINALITY. HE IS ASS-RAPED EACH TIME. DISHEARTENED, HE ABANDONS THIS PURSUIT AFTER THE THIRD NIGHT. AND 19 ASS-RAPINGS.

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