Tuesday, August 15, 2006



Cunt McElroy’s Tales From the Shit-Suitcase. pt.2

It’s really good to be outside on a summer’s day. The fields are endless and a perfect maze to play hide-and-seek with Becky Saunders. Pop thinks I’m going to marry her someday when I’m a man. Sure, Pop.
Hmm...Did I just step in...no...but, wow...it really smells like poo all of a sudden. Wow. It REALLY stinks like poo now.
Huh?!?

OH GOD!!! IT WAS ALL A DREAM! I’M STILL TRAPPED IN A SUITCASE FILLED WITH SHIT! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!? IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE? THE STENCH IS BEYOND IMAGINING! SWEET LORD, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT-FILLED SUITCASE!!!

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