Today's Philosophers

Armin Levon, a Spinozist, can be found Wed-Sat evenings, behind the counter at Kinko's.

Patricia A. Wentworth: In front of the grill at T.J. McLick 'emLips, there's nothing this proponent of Kant can't do with juicy 1/2 lb. burgers.

Saul Weisskopf applies the tenets of Stoicism in his capacity as a peep show janitor.

So in the increasingly rare instances when people ask me "Where are today's philosophers?", I shake my head, sigh with subtle disdain, look them square in the eyes and tell them. Then I ask them if they want fries with their order.