Cunt McElroy’s Tales From the Shit-Suitcase. pt.1

OH GOD!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! I’M LOCKED INSIDE A SUITCASE FILLED WITH SHIT!!! PLEASE, CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!? THE STENCH IS UNBEARABLE! I’M GOING TO DIE IN HERE!!! GOD PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT-FILLED SUITCASE!!!