I'm working on band names for Taylor Hicks. He should form a band, comprised of him and four, older, greyer, palsied guys.
So that way, he looks better.
And I think his band name should have some edge.

Here's what I've got so far.

Victory Anus
Dick Wolf
Horatio Cornholer
Dolly the Penis
Christmas Cocksucker
Neither Cock nor Ass
Vulva Rocket + Cock
Testical Territory